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1.
Too drunk to walk straight. Reference to the natural wobbling gait of a newt.

See also newted, pissed and As nissed as a pewt
Look at Mike, he's as pissed as a newt.
by ud40 March 11, 2005
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Words related to As pissed as a newt:

as nissed as a pewt drunk newted legless pissed