Arse Cakes 

n. Expression used by Father Jack, the bigoted old alcoholic priest from Father Ted. Usually shouted at the top of his lungs, at nothing in particular, in random rotation with "Girls!", "Drink!" and "Feck!".

"Father Jack, would you like a nice cup of tea, now?"
"ARSE CAKES!"

Arse Cakes by Satandog March 15, 2006

cake arse 

A term used to describe someone with a slightly big buttocks, but no defining shape. commonly found on overweight men.

Dam Micky mac , you have some cake arse, you need to hit the gym.

cake arse by fathereddie9898 May 2, 2019

Cake and Arse Party 

Military Slang for when something goes FUBAR

(Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition)

Mate, you gotta check out the Crap Hats...
They're making a real Cake and Arse Party out of their exercise!

Cake and Arse Party by Saccade January 21, 2009

Cake and arse party 

British military noun copied from the cockney term for a farce.
Used to describe an operation that has become a disorganised mess.
Synonym for clusterfuck, fuck-up

Things started well but soon turned into a total cake and arse party.

Cake and arse party by JackSplash February 13, 2015

Cake and arse party 

Slang term for an Officer's cocktail party. From the Royal Navy.

Not another butt licking cake and arse party (When a meeting is called by those in charge whose ego is in need of a massage)

Cake and arse party by jetfueldrinker April 13, 2005

Arsecakes 

A rare curse word. Used when one makes a mistake.

See; Arse.

Person1: *dropds rare Vase*
Person1: "Arsecakes!"

Arsecakes by Moola February 21, 2005

arsecakerandom 

A totally futile, random variable thrown into an argument for effect more than content.

"I dunno, what if arsecakerandom blokes came in armed with baguettes and demanded you stop surfing the web, would that do it?"

arsecakerandom by scribe23 May 14, 2006