armstead

The most amazing name for a man. He is sweet, funny, caring, hot, and great in bed. He is kind of a video game nerd but leads a social life he loves to be outside and hang out with friends. He is a Greek God

Kaylee: Hey who's that cool guy everyone's taking about?

Boy: oh that's Armstead

armstead by Nxx0ne December 20, 2016

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Armistead

A big fat crab that will probe you and steal your prostate and dump you into hydrochloric acid.

Some student - "Hey Armistead have you done the attendance yet?"
Armistead - "ARGH Sh*t Mariel!!!"

Armistead by Chinkistead420 March 28, 2022

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Dan Armistead

Another name for an insane, good, zany, and ridiculous ball of fun.

Did you see that Dan Armistead at the rave? He was spreading good vibes like a boss.

Dan Armistead by shirunei19 September 2, 2010

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Amstead

An old Alabama tradition, but with a twist. You go to fuck your sister but accidentally eat cereal out of your moms asshole.

Fuck I got amstead

Amstead by DEFCON267 December 19, 2022

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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