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Book of Armaments, Chapter 2, verses 9-21

"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas. And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
As used when using the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch “Read the book of Armaments, chapter 2, verses 9-21”

Ardament 

having the characteristics of a hero or heroine; very brave.
"The soldiers were ardament in their victory"
Ardament by _Webster_ April 21, 2017

armamentarium 

A term used in medicine to refer to a doctor's overall collection of skills and tools to perform the art of healing. A physician's armamentarium may contain surgical procedures, access to an MRI scanner, bedside manner, the basic ability to diagnose illness and a prescription pad.

Armamentarium may also refer to a general collection of equipment possessed by a medical institution, or procedures available to the medical community in general.
In becoming a dermatologist, Dr. Fishman added many chemical peel procedures to her armamentarium.

Modern medicine has a massive armamentarium of antibiotic therapies for combating bacterial infection.
armamentarium by mendaliv July 7, 2010

Armaments Chapter 2:9-21 

“And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, ‘O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.’ And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and- Skip a bit me liege And the Lord spake, saying, ‘First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'”
"Consult the Book of Armaments!"
"Armaments Chapter 2:9-21"
Recite verses
"Ok, here we go"
"1! 2! 5!"
"Three Sir"
"3!"
Armaments Chapter 2:9-21 by February 28, 2022

Next-Gen Armaments

Weapon systems that leverage emerging, non-traditional technologies to achieve effects beyond simple kinetic impact or chemical explosion. This includes directed-energy weapons (lasers, microwaves), hypersonic glide vehicles, AI-targeted swarms of loitering munitions, cyber-warfare suites, and psychological warfare tools using augmented reality. The "next-gen" aspect is often about speed, automation, precision, and bypassing traditional defenses, changing the very nature of conflict.
Next-Gen Armaments Example: A ship-mounted Next-Gen Armament like a high-energy laser that can disable incoming missiles at the speed of light for a marginal cost per shot, or an AI-controlled drone swarm that can overwhelm air defenses through coordinated, adaptive saturation attacks, represent a shift from brute force to smart, systemic warfare.