What George Bush is praying for.
You're either with us or against us
by hi i'm alphahooker November 23, 2004
The act of violent anal sex, wherein the man's penis penetrates through the woman's rectal wall and enters her vagina.
I thought anal with Ryan's mom Adair was great, but then I really put some effort into it, and I was able to achieve armageddon. Unfortunately she defecated through her vagina for a week.
by pungmagic January 02, 2012
The end of the world
"Ahhhh Armageddon is here!!"
by kim December 15, 2003
The time when the Great Cosmic Muffin comes down from his heavenly throne and gobbles up the universe because It has The Munchies.
Also see Death
Hey look, a gigantic baked good is coming to eat the universe. Cripes!
by Doomeyes October 21, 2003
A fight between God and Devil. Usually occurs at the end of the world.
I hope god wins, of course.
It will happen in year 5050. (check out my definition for 2012.)
God: I will win and recreate the earth!
People of the earth: The Armageddon is happening! YAY!
Satan: You will never defeat me!
*Satan is defeated*
God: HAHA! I can recreate the earth!
People of the earth: wait! we need air! *die*
God: *recreates earth*
LOL! Was that awesome?
by u2dvdbono August 19, 2010
Let's face it, if any of us could become the worlds richest person, we'd probably destroy the planet with a HUGE atomic bomb that we purchased from Russia.
Armageddon is what EVERY guy secretly dreams of creating right after they become the richest man on Earth.
by Mike Hunt XXX April 13, 2010
Retailing term meaning stock which is kept in a less used area of the warehouse, due to it's high volume in order to retain space in the working area of the warehouse. Phrase coined to suggest this stock may come in handy if the end of the wold was nigh.
There's 11 cases of lentils here, perhaps we should put it in armageddon.
by mangakanga June 18, 2009

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