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arkansas christmas cookie 

Arkansas christmas cookie is when one person lays in the snow making a snow angel while another person urinates on them. The urine acts as the "sprinkles" on the "angel"
My girlfriend was so excited for the first snow of the year, she laid down in it and started making a snow angel. I used this opportunity to make her a arkansas christmas cookie!

theory of relativity in arkansas

theory of relativity in arkansas is everybody is related

the song im my own grandpa was composed in arkansas

Arkansas Fishing rod

The act of sticking a finger (usually a pinkie) up a mans dickhole
Did Jenny real give Jim an Arkansas Fishing rod. Yeah heard he couldn't pee for 3 days.
Arkansas Fishing rod by Dspice October 20, 2016

Arkansas River 

The Arkansas River is some of the baddest whitewater kayakingin North America and also has some of the most family-friendly whitewater rafting anywhere. "The Ark" begins near Leadville, Colorado and flows south through the Upper Arkansas River Valley. The area near Buena Vista is an outdoors aficionado's paradise with numerous fourteener peaks in the Collegiate Peaks, road cycling, mountain biking, trail running, climbing, bouldering, hiking, and much more. In winter, Alpine, Nordic, and backcountry skiing & snowboarding and snowshoeing are available. The floor of the Valley from Buena Vista to Salida has a pretty mild climate year-round and for this reason is sometimes called the Banana Belt. You can go skiing or snowshoeing on the west side of the Valley or rock climb, mountain bike, hike, etc. on the east side on many winter days Buena Vista has one of the world's great outdoor shops, The Trailhead. They are really willing to help you out with whatever you need, including information about places to go.
Kim - "We're going on a rafting vacation this summer on the Arkansas River in Colorado."

Martha - "WOW! That's great! There is so much to do there too! Make sure you visit The Trailhead in Buena Vista, they'll set you up - check them out online before you go."
Arkansas River by da Chetster March 7, 2009

Arkansas Barking Spider 

joe: passes gas
pete: what the hell was that?
joe: must have been an Arkansas Barking Spider

Central Arkansas Christian CAC 

A private, Christian school in north Little Rock. CAC takes pride in their students looking like they are 'good' people. A student cannot have attraction towards their own gender (which is different than homosexuality) or they will be kicked out. There are many other specifications that a student must 'be' or follow. The president and principle of CAC takes pride in making sure every student looks like a perfect person. A person was asked to leave after people joked that he would shoot up the school and the president, Dr. lambert harassed him for it, assuming that he was guilty. African-Americans are also called the "N" word there, people are very racist to them, even some of the teachers. The school is very messed up in many ways. I really can't wait for them to be publicly exposed (for the sake of all things Holy, lol).
Person#1: "I will be transferring to Central Arkansas Christian CAC"
Person#2: "But you're black??? Don't you know you'll hate it?"
Person#1: "I hear that they try to represent Christ and accept everyone, right?"
Person#2: **Rolling on the ground laughing** "Get a clue"!