aristides 

a laid back beach-bum type who likes pizza and skateboards. It will probably steal your chillskin if you leave it laying around.

Person#1: "someone stole my chillskin!"
Person#2: "That is such an aristides thing to do"

aristides by nottoosure February 4, 2010

Aristides 

A guy who is very overdramatic,he results on past relationships for comfort and has to apologize a lot.He doesn’t like losing friendships and often loses them.He cares about the people he has been vulnerable to and he doesn’t like to lose them.He is a good guy to be around

Person:hey Aristides do u wanna go out?

Aristides by crying baby 18 November 21, 2021

Aristides Skordas

He is a Greek man who lives in sandwich projects. He has butterfingers because he always fumbles. His accomplice is Owen enshrine. His first words were "Giannis Antekoumpo"

Aristides Skordas is a fumble God. He doesn't get with any hoes

Aristides Skordas by TeddyGainmz May 31, 2023

Mr Aristides

A shit pe teacher who decided to come to school in a suit, unbutton it in front of yr 7s and he is gay. Kill yourself simps

dont be a mr aristides

Mr Aristides by your mothers nyash November 20, 2022

Aristide 

Normally a name given to a Greek guy with dark hair and dark eyes.

"Aristide" guys are rare, but this is for a good thing because they are amazingly hot, nice and lovable!

girl 1: OMG that guy is amazing I'de love to ...
Jess: ... Aristide's MY boyfriend...

girl 1: Ah.

Aristide by mareilsurmauldre January 15, 2011

aristidis

A generally Greek person who is the best person you can meet and have as a friend. They can be identified by their dark hair and dark eyes. If you ever meet an Aristidis you should keep them close and be friends with them. They will never look down on you or abandon you and be your best friend ever.

Guy 1: Is your name Aristidis?

Aristidis: yes

Guy 1: Be my friend

aristidis by HEHEHEla February 15, 2021

Aristide 

Weed, Marijuana (not hash)

derived from the former Dictator of Haiti, Jean Bertran Aristide.

Kind of in the cockney vain of slang terms (rhyming with the original term, Aristide-weed)

I went down to the Plaza and I met a couple of fine african gentlemen who were able to introduce me to President Aristide

Aristide by Lou Stenspayce April 1, 2004