Awesome guy, he lives near Buenos Aires and speaks Spanish with a central European accent. His closet is full of brown suits. He used to be an electric repairman in the 40s. His favorite drink is Fanta and his name is "Heinz von Schrettenberg"
My Argentinian Grandfather from Buenos Aires just called and said that Fanta is the "superior beverage"
by IntergalactalEnergy July 14, 2023
My wife was not pleased when she came home early from work and realized i was enjoying an argentinian pinecone.
by blackmidgetwasbiggerdownthere December 13, 2010
Discovered in the 16th Century on one of Columbuss first adventures. The Argentinian bull requires an Italian man to mount an Argentinian with whom owns a vagina. As she runs about the town in anger, the Italian plays rodeo until the female becomes exhausted. At this point he takes his penis and inserts it in her whispering eye, thus, the Argentinian Bull.
At the barbecue my crush stopped talking to me so I just gave her the Argentinian Bull in front of my friends.
by Argentinian Catfish May 14, 2012
"how was last night"
"It was great until the bitch gave me an argentinian blowjob by mistake"
"that sucks dude"
"Yea gave the swampdonk a cleveland steamer and then skipped outta there"
"It was great until the bitch gave me an argentinian blowjob by mistake"
"that sucks dude"
"Yea gave the swampdonk a cleveland steamer and then skipped outta there"
by gooselicker187 March 10, 2009
(Noun) When one person shits in a toilet, then another person subsequently shits in same toilet and the first shits again... In the same toilet.
by atcordar June 29, 2014
When you're pounding a girl in the ass and she doesn't want you to nut in her face so you take it out and spit on her back making her believe you already ejaculated then when she turns around BAM! Nut All Over That Face!!
Bro I did the freaking argentinian surprise on my girl yesterday she's so pissed but it was so worth it!
by jerusso January 5, 2008
1. Literal Some of the finest beef available in all of South America.
2. When you have a long dick but know that one of your neighbor's is longer.
2. When you have a long dick but know that one of your neighbor's is longer.
Man 1: *unzips pants* Look at my big dick. Must be all that Argentinian beef I've been eating.
Man 2: *unzips pants* If you've been eating Argentinian beef, then I must be eating Chilean beef!
Man 2: *unzips pants* If you've been eating Argentinian beef, then I must be eating Chilean beef!
by Marcanus Aurelius October 8, 2015