Arselander 

The steward of a Football Fans Forum that fixes and manipulates polls to make it look like the fans voted for him so he appears the most likeable member of that forum when really he's just an arsewipe....

Forum Member: Who do you think will win the 'Most Likeable Fan of the Year Award'...?

Other Forum Member: Don't make no difference, That Arselander, Forever-CAFC, will only fiddle the results anyway...

Arselander by Red-Zed333 June 20, 2009

Arselander 

When a man ejaculates on another man's arse then rubs his face in it , this is thought to have originated in a Retirement Home in Sunderland , North East England

Bobby : Im gonna Arselander you....

Arselander by Kerry Katona June 18, 2009

arlander 

A cool ass young nigga go chasing a bag trying to get rich to put his people on great in bed and one nigga you wouldn’t want to fuck Loyal and loving be like arlander

Arlander’s really putting on for the young niggas

arlander by D jack June 13, 2018