The sexiest band on earth consisted of Alex Turner (lead singer/guitarist), Matt Helders (drummer), Nick O'Malley (Bassist) and Jamie Cook (lead guitarist)
Person 1: "What're ya listening to?"

Person 2: "Some good ol' Arctic Monkeys!"

Person 1: "I bet you get all the girls then mate"
by alex123longbottom August 11, 2023
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The best band to ever grace my mortal ears.
Me: I love Arctic Monkeys!!!!
by Myth4everr April 20, 2023
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A great band if you're a teenager living in the states, having 'panic! at the disco'or 'fall out boy' shoved down your throat. Fresh lyrics and sound, perhaps a bit overrated and most certainly not nearly groundbreaking or inventive enough to be the next 'beatles'. If you're interested in great bands from the UK, check out the Kaiser Chiefs or The Kooks.
Person 1: Man, I'm so sick of stupid emo boys with no balls wearing girl pants and eyeliner.

Person 2: Listen to the Arctic Monkeys, they're so much better.

Person 1: Nah, I'll go listen to the Kaiser Chiefs
by theangryblogger February 16, 2007
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Some band that hipsters pretend to like just to sound cool
Hipster: Hey do you listen to the Arctic Monkeys?
Random guy: who the f*ck are the arctic monkeys?
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A poor over rated indie band increasing the rapid pace of the decline of Indie music in Britain along with other bands such as 'The Kaiser Chiefs', 'Razorshite' and 'Babyshambles'.

They have a great following of people who are completely stupid and have no musical knowledge at all who often claim that they are the next Beatles. How dare they blaspheme in this way. Their lyrics consist of working class sheffield slang and go something along these lines: 'I bet you dont yu know mardy bum on the dance floor of san fransisco, scummy man!' yes all their songs sound completely the same and they're all rubbish!
Stupid fuck: LIKE OMG OMG WTF LOL! THE ARCTIC MONKEYS ARE LIKE SOO KOOL!!!!!!1111one THER LYRICS LIKE MEAN SO MUCH TO ME! THEY ARE LIKE SO THE NEXT BEATLES!
Any person with an average amount of brain cells: Do you know who the Beatles are?
Stupid fuck: YEH THEY WROTE THAT NURSERY RHYME DIDNT THEY, YELLOW SUBMARINE!
Any person with an average amount of brain cells: Pass me my gun.
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An overrated music act, who are apart of the English Indie Pop Punk scene. They engulf the listener in a muffled warble of sound, with no distinguishable notes. They are currently gaining alot of credit, but will eventually fade out to second rate musicians due to the hype of their first cd, "Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not", and their inability to create proper music.
The cd title itself, also denotes the band with a pretentious label. It displays them trying to be the 'outcasts' of the music industry, even though there are currently twenty something other bands making it big who sound and act exactly like them.

However, the Arctic Monkeys do have the potential to be good. The lead singer has a fairly decent voice, so if they actually focused on making music and not noise, then who knows, they may actually be good.
Arctic Monkeys are extremely overrated.
by Liam Oates August 4, 2006
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The biggest thing to come out of sheffield since...steel. Are soon becoming the next 'big' thing. See beatlemania

they tell it like it is:-mardy bum/scummy/a certain romance

totally packed out the tent at leeds '05
"...and just cos he's had a couple of cans, he thinks its allright to act like a dickhead"

person A> arctic monkeys rock
person B> yeah, best get tickets...fast!

by D Lancaster September 19, 2005
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