Arbor Day

9 Months before the birthday of Rex Mohs

"When's your birthday"
"Jan. 26, 1997"
"9 Months after Arbor Day; that's pretty weird coincidence"
"Oh, it's no coincidence"

by Noranic June 7, 2021

When you poop but go to wipe and nothing is there. Like on Arbor Day, you should now plant a tree for wasting paper.

"Just took a quick dump and it was an Arbor Day. Gotta go plant a tree."

by oneyozfest August 19, 2022

arbor

a shelter of vines or branches or of latticework covered with climbing shrubs or vines

The engaged couple planned to marry under an arched arbor decorated with flowers and toile.

A place near the beach where a lot of illegal abortions and dick sucking happens

Gerald: hey Muhammad where were u last

Muhammad: Lucas got me pregnant so I had to head over to the arbor
Gerald: oh silly Lucas

by Mazzzzza May 8, 2020

Yes Arbor has beautiful red hair, and abs

by pseudonym33764 September 29, 2023

Finding it sexually arousing when seeing someone hug trees

Wow look at her hugging that tree, that’s so hot, I just have a Arbore amplectendo kink.

by Wordifier20000 April 28, 2018

Anna didn’t have wine with her fancy birthday dinner because she’s an Arbor Mist lady.

by Shaele52 June 13, 2019