If news of April 11th got to you too late, you're in luck ! April 18th is National April 11th redo day ! You can officially grab ass without (horrid) consequences.
To grab ass is to embrace the heavens themselves. With this day you are able to "redo" April 11th; grab ass day.
"Hey sue, it's: April 18th: National April 11th redo day!"
"Hey sue, it's: April 18th: National April 11th redo day!"
by Beingst April 13, 2018