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8.
the day that george bush gets reelected, so i guess the apocalypse has already happened
a monkey being reelected? how can so many people be so stupid?
by clevelandsteamer August 17, 2005
 
9.
The idea of complete and utter destruction of reality as we know it. which isnt to far fetched in the world we live in today. either were going to blow our asses apart with the way to many nuclear and hydrogen bombs that everybody has. or the mayan prediction will come true. Also some believe in the Metalocalypse which is the ending of reality by the means of Metal, Mainly by the band Dethklok. I honestly dont believe in an apolcalypse. I believe we are killing ourselves but the human race is so stuck up that were going to blame it on other things, like global warming, or an apocolypse, but in reality its gonna be us that brings the end of all things
Scientist 1-I have completed a bomb that can blow up half the world and cause an Apocalypse

Scientist 2-lets use it on some country that we dont even have a reason for fighting.
by Mr. Satan666 October 19, 2009
 
10.
So when's does the apocalypse start?

It started the moment Tumblr was created.
by slimeya March 06, 2013
 
11.
Something some one in the bible times made up because he was drunk with his buddies and they dared him to write it in the bible hence the great apocalypse
Josh-bru I heard that its the apocalypse tomorrow! Steve-foreal bru! Let's finish this weed then. Josh-die high sounds like a plan bru
by jesus182 May 21, 2011
 
12.
Something that will never happen while all of us are alive.
Don't believe people who scare you into thinking of the apocalypse happening anytime soon.
by A Little Pinprick July 30, 2006
 
13.
the ugliest girl you know
Wow look at the apocalypse sitting next to me
by MEGZ 222 September 06, 2010
 
14.
1. When the retarded and pathetic efforts set forth by humanity are ended.
Dude, when's the apocalypse coming?

According to my calculations, in 6 minutes.

I can't wait man...
by idonthavaname July 29, 2006