A Serious medical condition often brought on by a 4 pants load of really bad drama in the victimn's life. Symptoms include dizzyness, light-headedness, and an overwhelming urge to solve one's drama problems with a 40 of Jack and a baseball bat.
Angstsepsis is best treated with Dramabiotics.
person A: And Sally got it from Julie, Who gave it to Steve, and that's how I got mono... Oh, and I'm pregnant... I feel Lightheaded....
Person B: Sit down over here and let me get you some Dramabiotics before you get Angstsepsis.