Angsterbater
A person who gets off (seeget off) on being negative all the time and finds things to complain about.
Angsterbater by Benzito November 14, 2004
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angsturbate
the act of pleasuring yourself in response to dark, intense, emotional stimuli; commonly found in anime fan-fiction communities.
She found intense pleasure knowing that Light fangirls would angsturbate furiously to her dark, intense, Death Note fic.
angsturbate by talonsage January 14, 2009
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assterbater
A one legged man whore who masturbates other men in their asshole's! And/or any man who uses another mans ass to masturbate.
Me: Hey John stop being an assterbater you gay fuck!:)
Kevin: No fuck that, I like it when he uses me to assterbate.
Me: YALL BETTER CALM DOWN WITH THAT SHIT!
Kevin: No fuck that, I like it when he uses me to assterbate.
Me: YALL BETTER CALM DOWN WITH THAT SHIT!
assterbater by Jer and Ca$H February 28, 2008
Angsterbate
(Ang-ster-beyt)verb, -bated, -bating.
To shamelessly angst over your life and how sad and pathetic it is for the sheer pleasure of it, often resulting in verbal or emotional climax.
To shamelessly angst over your life and how sad and pathetic it is for the sheer pleasure of it, often resulting in verbal or emotional climax.
"Man, last night I angsterbated. It felt soooo good."
"And she wouldn't stop angsterbating! Talk about verbal climax all over the keyboard!"
"Yep. I do angsterbate. Don't you?"
"And she wouldn't stop angsterbating! Talk about verbal climax all over the keyboard!"
"Yep. I do angsterbate. Don't you?"
Angsterbate by Allison DC January 7, 2009
Assterbater
Assterbater a guy who has a Pinterest vision board of girls asses of all shapes, colors and sizes and masterbates to them all the time.
Geez Tony, Ithink I’m an assterbater. I can’t cum unless I’m looking at multiple girls asses when I jack.
Assterbater by Ricardo Cabesa July 29, 2018
Assterbater
A man who has a pinterest vision board of women's asses-all shapes, colors and sizes. Asses with thongs, naked asses, starfucker asses, and who can only CUM when he jacks to asses. Therefore he is an ASSTERBATER
"Hey Tony, I"m defiantly an ASSTERBATER...I have to Jack to girls assess or I can't cum. Im an Assterbater to the 1000th power.
Assterbater by Ricardo Cabesa July 29, 2018
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