Angry Stapler Share definition Flag While a chick is giving you head you take out, break both of her legs. Then you staple your dick to her forehead. I went to see you mom in the hospital after I gave her an angry stapler. Angry Stapler by Bryceyjay December 20, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Angry Stapler mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch