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1.
A soundless, but potent fart delivered by a female, often times while she is sleeping. Because of the lack of auditory evidence, the culprit will always deny.
I was enjoying watching television until my wife delivered a heinous angel fart which caused me to gag and my eyes to burn.
by JSTrojan February 16, 2010
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2.
1.) When a fart exits the anus and it smells so good people flock to your ass.

2.)A fart so powerful you don"t even get to smell it before your dead.
Did you see what happened after that angelfart? That guy was totally dead!
by Crazy_ass_chick_plus_people January 09, 2010
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3.
When vaginal flatulence occurs during menstruation and an external expulsion of blood occurs.
I was bangin' this broad and she angel farted. My dick had wings!
by TrevlerDurden December 31, 2012
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4.
A female who is absolutely divine, she must be an angel or a form of one. They are born from the farts of a full Angel and will eventually evolve into a full angel.
Guy 1: dude i met this girl. shes smart, beautiful, and funny
guy 2: sounds like u got urself a angel fart
by blaze511 November 04, 2010
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5.
The fluffy polystyrene bits of packaging that protect the contents of a box while simultaneously destroying the ecosystem. This latter may not be true but is highly dependant on the person with the box.
Those damn angel farts are stuck all over me
by Johnny Rod January 22, 2009
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6.
A kind of girl fart which is how female angels fart. It is just a short, quick muffled hiss of gas that sounds just like a puff from a perfume bottle just like *pfft*
Guy (meets beautiful female angel): Wow, you're sexy!
Angel girl (lets out angel fart): *pfft* Excuse me *blushes*
Guy: Peww!
by xXWhiteKnightXx July 13, 2010
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