The moment of fear and uncertainty that causes one to simultaneously grab one's stomach and ass to both ascertain which end the sound originated from and a vain attempt to prevent its escape. Usually followed with a quick awkward stride to the bathroom.
"Oh oh...I think that food was rank...it just led me to have an Andrzejewski shuffle....I have to hurry before I burp out of both ends"
by LDans April 6, 2009