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Androuchebag 

A person who always leaves your texts on a read receipt, eventually responding to them at a rate of about 45%. Often times an Androuchebag will attempt to explain the act of Androuchebaggery as a hatred of lil’ red numbers on his iPhone, but they always know that’s dumb.
Wow. I typed all that out with no response. What an Androuchebag.
Androuchebag by Catkins August 7, 2021
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Androuche 

One who is highly motivated to aspire to become a douche. This person is usually on the cusp of douchiness but somehow is never able to attain it. The sheer fact of not becoming a douche makes this person a bigger douche without even realizing the fact that he/she is a douche.
person 1. Im not sure what I think about him, he is a normal guy I guess.

person 2. yea he is an androuche.
Androuche by noodbandit July 27, 2010