oh. Andover. I've been here for like all my fucking life. So when i see black people, or white trash I get scared. what do you expect, we're pretty much the stereotypical white town who are all racist against blacks. There are about 20 lamborghini's, 5 ferarri's, and oh, about one out of every 5 people drives a fricken benz. So when we go to other towns, and kids are like, whoa that cars really nice, ur like yeah... i see my teachers driving that...
If you go to methuen, or lawrence, kids will know you're from andover. All the girls carry around their lifesavings in their purses which are worth more than their lives. If you're not a millionaire, you're considered poor. People will constantly look down upon you, no matter how popular you are.
The girls are pretty bitchy i must say. They all look the same, talk like valley girls, dress the same, and wear tons of makeup. Its like what the girls look like in Laguna beach. They all say how each of them are really Pretty, but deep inside they hate eachother and want the other to die.
Since there is nothing to do in andover, the surrounding towns built everything right outside of the town. Burger king, wendy's, you name it, its right on the border.
The guys are either jocks or emos or druggies. The jocks think they are cool. They are. Everyone hates them, but are afraid to say anything to them. Cuz they'll get their ass kicked by a group of football players. The Emo's piss the fuck out of everyone, cuz they think their lives suck, when actually they arent that bad since their parents probly have millions down their sleeves. And the druggies have the most money. But, they just spend it on drugs.
The asians here are mostly losers, besides a few. They are usually grouped together, and theres like a hundred of them, so you get the feeling your school is going is having an asian invasion.
There are little to no black kids in ANdover. And if they are here, they usually leave within a yaer.

If you dont pass the MCAS, everyone fucking knows about it. THe basketball team is pretty good, the swim team rules, and yeah.
Andover isnt all that bad, just take out the slutty bitches, black people, and the money. and we're just your all american town.

most of the kids are smart, and pretty much hate their lives if they get a B.
Methuen kid:
"whoa, look at that mustang, its so nice!"
Andover kid:
"yeah, how crossguard lady drives one just like that"
#andover #prep #jock #drugs #money
by kid from andover December 05, 2006
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a town in Massachusetts filled with kids who have way too much time and money on their hands. Since there is nothing to do the weekend consists of raging it up and hooking up with everyone you possibly can. Then go to school on monday and talk about it/start cat fights. Everyone is a bitch and thinks they are the shit. If you do not fall into the category of a slut, bitch, hottie, or dank then you must be jewish or asian
Andover is so sicky dank, lets rage it up
#prep #andover high #biddy #whore #boring
by juiper November 02, 2005
A town in Massachusetts north of Boston. Andover can be known for having a good music scene that many kids don't appreciate, good schools, and a culture of kids who talk about how much they hate this town. Most families are wealthy, some are not. Often there isn't much to do for kids unless they figure something out themselves. But this is the same as pretty much any suburban town across the country. Many kids say they hate living here, even though they know they have it mad easy, but this is because they lack creative thinking skills and are so used to having things handed to them they refuse to take things into their own hands. Other kids figure out things to do and don't complain all the time.
Kid 1 - There's nothing to do in Andover tonight, let's just sit around and complain.

Kid 2 - Well, remember we are all rich and have cars. So let's just find something to do somewhere else...

Kid 1 - That's retarded, I hate this town.

Kid 2 - Ok...
#andover #massachusetts #andover high school #suburban #boston
by ...me44554 March 14, 2009
Andover, as well as being a town in America, is a town in Britain. This town used to be a trading post for London in the eighteenth century. Now it's exactly the bloody same as every other town in the country, with a couple good pubs, a lot of chavs, and a good shit mix of people that are cool and shit. It's a shithole, but it's our shithole.

If you americans think your Andover is shit/amazing, you have no idea how underwhelmed you could be if you just flew over the pond.
Andover? Lol what a shithole.
#andover #town #hampshire #shithole #england
by Tastytoast March 17, 2011
1. an adjective used to describe any rich person in or around in area of Wichita Kansas.

2. an adjective used to describe a white person who trys to act/dress like a black person.
wow. Austin Calvert is so Andover.
#rich #white #black #money #douche
by The man in mUggs October 22, 2009
A little white trash town in New york, where alcohol has consumed all old and young. Hill parties are frequent, and he said he said i common. If you go there you are cursed with petty drama for the rest of your life.
Man 1: Those guys keep giving me shit about my girlfriend
Man 2: Ah you must have come from Andover
#town #drama #booze #parties #small town
by This Guy Now August 13, 2012
Well, after living in this town for the past 11 years, I must say it is kind of exciting, thats of course when your younger. This town starts to become suck ass boring! The phrase "Let's go Uptown" is a fucked up one. Here in Andover, kids will think they are cool going "Uptown" when actually its boring as fuck! Guys waste 4 hours of their afternoon by trying to impress girls that huddle around thinking nothing but themselves. Most girls in this town wear that Hollister Abercombie shit that is overpriced and not worth wearing. Guys think they have to wear skater clothes to keep up with the times! FUCK THE TIMES nobody in this town I mean nobody is their own person, its sick. There are more banks then you can even picture in ur head, theres banks left and right, its annoying... You have a Starbucks, Dunkins, Mcdonalds, and all of that crap. All the shit that gets you fat. Kids Here have more money than Jesus can stuff in his own pocket. The merchants here don't care if there's to many kids, they make booming busniess! People walk around with five 20's in their pockets thinking they got "Money in the bank." Man, society in this town is gay. Girls in this town dress very slutty but then again. THEY ALL PROUDS!! A kiss on the cheek will be for discussion for months! It's like damnnn where is this town headed!! Where are the people headed! Now to the boys, they all think they are ghetto or skater. It's pathetic! They waist hours of their lifes for prouds that give no action or not even a relationship. They all take it to seriously... Now they are normal kids that are their own person and I repect that. Well thats pretty much it, that Andover MA for you!

A summary of the town Andover and how boring it is and a waist of time!
#andover #town #massachuestts #us #america
by Giani Ferrio January 17, 2007
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