One who is extremely vigilant of open (or closed) anuses and likes to ram their penis into the anal track at every given moment. This is a cross between your eveyday vigilant citizen and a anal whore; forming a super being who ramms penis into dirt tracks like a penis plumber. An extremist version of the Anal Frigulator to put it simply.
Dunstan, you're such an anal vigilante, your trying to insert your penis into my anal depths. STOP!
by omfgscrub January 04, 2006