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1.
When you shit your brains out, and your brain seeps onto the floor resulting in extreme pain.
Dude, I just anal beefed your mom last night!
by The Anal Doctor August 05, 2011
 
2.
to totally own someone
"i am gonna give you some anal beefs"
by eliotr October 29, 2006