A sport that can be played professionally by any retard who can afford McDonald's or Steroids on a daily basis and/or can run real fast. A gym subscription will also come in handy for this sport. Played on a field which is 100 yards in length, the retards tackle each other fighting over a pigskinaka the football. When one of the leaner players on the field makes it to the other team's side points are scored. This is called a touchdown. Points can also be scored by a field goal where the pigskin is kicked between two poles.
by RicDaSpic April 12, 2005
Where 11 overly-obese men who are considered "great sportsmen" for running for about 10 seconds and having a break. The players themselves wear padding for protection incase they get hurt. Boo hoo. The word "football" derives from the mid 16th century where Britian created football; a more exciting offensive and defensive game as oppose to running and hitting someone. Also known as the brother of Rugby, which by any standards is constituted as more exciting than American Football. "Soccer", which derives from God knows how, is a more exciting game to watch.
American: "Coming to the big NDBFCLAD game tomorrow?"
Other Dude: "Screw watching American Football aka fat men running at each other!"
American: *has a hissy fit*
Other Dude: "Screw watching American Football aka fat men running at each other!"
American: *has a hissy fit*
by Zero Technique March 21, 2006
A known fact about American Football is that it is Better than Soccer, Because in every country that has there own football code, football is considered better than soccer. Canada, Austraila, and America, all have both popular football and soccer leagues, but all of these countrys don't like soccer as much as there football codes. Therfour, it is a fact that if football was popular in the UK or in Asia as in the US, Canada, or Austraila, Football would be considered better than soccer.
Football > Soccer
Football > Soccer
Soccer: No Strategy other than setting formations and substitutions
American Football: Tons of Strategy. Players must memorize hunderedes of plays and formations, and must know how to execute them.
Soccer: Players must know how to run all over a field for 90 minutes long
American Football: Players must know how to run all over a field 4 hours long.
Soccer: Player must know how to kick a ball
American Football: Players must know how to Catch, Kick, Throw, Tackle, Cover, guard, and blitz
Soccer: Player must have strong legs
American Football: Player must have strong legs AND strong arms.
Soccer: Players must not be aggressive for fear of getting a "warning" (Yellow Card)
American Football: Players must be aggressive
Soccer: Players fake injuries
American Football: Players don't fake injuries
Soccer: Soccer teams are known as "clubs"
American Football: Football teams are known as "TEAMS"
Soccer: Boring. 90 minutes of passing the ball over and over and over again until a goal is scored.
American Football: Not boring. 4 hours of Hard hitting, amazing catches, long pass plays, exciting runs, and a whole lot of defence.
American Football: Tons of Strategy. Players must memorize hunderedes of plays and formations, and must know how to execute them.
Soccer: Players must know how to run all over a field for 90 minutes long
American Football: Players must know how to run all over a field 4 hours long.
Soccer: Player must know how to kick a ball
American Football: Players must know how to Catch, Kick, Throw, Tackle, Cover, guard, and blitz
Soccer: Player must have strong legs
American Football: Player must have strong legs AND strong arms.
Soccer: Players must not be aggressive for fear of getting a "warning" (Yellow Card)
American Football: Players must be aggressive
Soccer: Players fake injuries
American Football: Players don't fake injuries
Soccer: Soccer teams are known as "clubs"
American Football: Football teams are known as "TEAMS"
Soccer: Boring. 90 minutes of passing the ball over and over and over again until a goal is scored.
American Football: Not boring. 4 hours of Hard hitting, amazing catches, long pass plays, exciting runs, and a whole lot of defence.
by Geeter August 15, 2006
A pussied-out, dumbed down version of the sport rugby. Where you can be the biggest fatass in the world and still play. The players on the field are basically 250 lb pawns of the coach. Do the players do any real thinking besides remembering/memorizing which plays are which? Nope. Many asshugging football players like to bash soccer as a sport which requires no skill. Sadly this is not true, but it does require not being a fatass so its a good thing they don't play anyway.
Fact: fags play football
Fact: fags play football
Sorry, I forgot how much skill and manliness there is in tackling each other for 5 hours. But of course not straight. Play only goes on for about 10 seconds at a time, at most, before a break so the fatasses can catch their breath.
American Football: for faggots, fatasses, and ugly fucks who generally lack even the remotest bits of athleticism.
American Football: for faggots, fatasses, and ugly fucks who generally lack even the remotest bits of athleticism.
by masrecio May 29, 2009
I like American Football. It combines my two other favourite sports - cricket and rugby.
One thing does make me laugh though - the vicious "helmet to helmet" hit.
The only other place I've seen "helmet to helmet" action is in porn films, usually when one woman sucks two guy's cocks at the same time, causing them to go "helmet to helmet" in her mouth.
One thing does make me laugh though - the vicious "helmet to helmet" hit.
The only other place I've seen "helmet to helmet" action is in porn films, usually when one woman sucks two guy's cocks at the same time, causing them to go "helmet to helmet" in her mouth.
On field banter from a typical american football game:
"Hey TO, I'm linin' you up Helmet to Helmet"
"Be careful, I've only got a small mouth.."
"Hey TO, I'm linin' you up Helmet to Helmet"
"Be careful, I've only got a small mouth.."
by Turkurbentu April 7, 2009
The Greatest Game on Earth. The only sport to incorporate strategy, strength, speed, and stanima all in one game.
Soccer requires you to have speed and stanima, but you don't have to be strong or smart to play it
Basketball requires you to have speed, stanima, and strategy, but you don't have to be very strong to play it
Baseball requires you to have strength and speed but there isn't much strategy or stanima required
American Football requires you to have all of these traits so it is the greatest sport on earth IMO
Basketball requires you to have speed, stanima, and strategy, but you don't have to be very strong to play it
Baseball requires you to have strength and speed but there isn't much strategy or stanima required
American Football requires you to have all of these traits so it is the greatest sport on earth IMO
by Geeter August 27, 2006
The American version of rugby. For people who lack the mental ability to play rugby. Where plays are ran over and over again because the players are too stupid to use thier own initiative when the shit hits the fan. A match consists of one yard being made every minute or so. players are usually armoured up with oversized chunks of material.
by Naesc November 3, 2006