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ambifaptrous 

To be able to masturbate, 'fap', using both your left or right hand.
Person 1: It's so hard to choose whether to fap with my left or my right hand...
Person 2: You can use both???
Person 1: You can't?
Person 2: Dude, you're so lucky you're ambifaptrous.
ambifaptrous by Lewicide September 15, 2009
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ambifapstrous 

The ability to masturbate with both hands.
"So, John, which arm do you use to fap?"
"Both, I'm ambifapstrous"
ambifapstrous by Trevor89 August 4, 2015

ambifapstrous 

The ability to masturbate with either hand. Alternatively, the ability to switch hit in the five knuckle shuffle.
Guy 1: I burned my right hand pretty bad yesterday.
Guy 2: That sucks man, guess you won't be spanking it for a while.
Guy 1: Nah dude, I can still do it with my left hand. I'm ambifapstrous.
ambifapstrous by Rhiever June 27, 2009

Ambifaptrous 

A person who masterbates with both their left and right hands and claim they have a girlfriend on discord
DAN: I'm Ambifaptrous.
Everyone else in the chat: GROSS DAN. Find a girlfriend geez.
Ambifaptrous by LoudCadmium July 19, 2021

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026