Amber Turd Alert

An alert issued to warn the public of an insane adult woman who is likely to attack people with feces and besmirch people's reputations

"That lady is throwing poop at people."
"Quick, issue an Amber Turd Alert!"

Amber Alert

When she won’t swallow the load so you blow it in her ear .
You then send out an Amber Alert to find the missing children .

She knew her phone was going to blow up after I Amber Alerted my kids into her ear .

by Benderover71 April 18, 2023

Boy, I really Amber Alerted when I screwed up that job interview.

by datemeamber April 28, 2022

A method used to notify others when there is a heightened chance of having your partner shit on your side of the bed. Also known as a code brown

"She was eating taco bell and sucking down margaritas all night. I may have to put out an amber alert"

by Slippery_Jim11 April 25, 2022

An annoying ass alarm that wakes up you up in the middle of the night or goes off randomly.

Jane: Ugh did you get that AMBER Alert last night
Stephanie: No, why?
Jane: I GOT IT 3 TIMES IN THE SAME NIGHT I AM SLEEP DEPRIVED

Finding a human turd in the middle of your bed unexpectedly when you enter the bedroom

What Amber Heard did to Johnny Depp as stated in the civil lawsuit trial on national television. Johnny received an Amber Alert notification

by CK_386 April 30, 2022