Alturdative 

A crappy alternative (al-TURD-ative)... a shitty option.

We might as well go to the party and try to get laid; the alturdative is to sit home alone.

Alturdative by The Legend AKA The Teflon Turd December 28, 2010

Alturdative 

"Al-turd-ative"....A variation of the similar word "Alternative".... Meaning the decision of a girl wishing to remain a virgin to take it up the butt instead of having vaginal sex.... the thought process being that anal sex isn't a violation of chastity vows since it doesn't break the hymen.

The girl said she wouldn't have vaginal intercourse cuz she wanted to technically stay a virgin but, she offered me anal sex as an "al-turd-ative" (alturdative).

Alturdative by The Legend AKA The Teflon Turd December 24, 2010

alternative hair color 

When someone dyes their hair outrageous colors; as with Punky Color or Manic Panic. Awesome & Fun!

When my hair was purple, I had alternative hair color & Loved it! So did all my family & friends!

alternative hair color by Starchylde May 27, 2016

Alternative facts 

A fancy way to say bullshit.

"You're saying it's a falsehood and Sean Spicer, our press secretary, gave alternative facts to that,"

Alternative facts by Trumpdump January 22, 2017

Alternative Music 

A less intense version of rock and a more intense version of pop. Typically strays from the generic lyrics of pop. Lots of sub-categories, but the main two are alternative rock and alternative pop. Pretty much anything that doesn't fall into the distinct categories like rock, pop, jazz, classical, etc.

It also includes a lot of musical techniques found in other genres. Not very limited creatively.

Alternative music is amazing. Some bands are The Strokes, Vampire Weekend, Arctic Monkeys, New Politics, Weezer, The Kooks, Cage the Elephant, The Moth and The Flame, alt-J, Modest Mouse, Paramore, Two Door Cinema Club, The Wombats, The Black Keys, The White Stripes, Cold War Kids, Phoenix, Muse, Bastille, and Keane. Just to name a few.

Alternative Music by anne anoymous April 18, 2017

Queen of Alternative

Lana Del Rey. Period.

Hey, are you listening to the Queen of Alternative?
Yes, I am listening to Lana Del Rey's album Norman F**king Rockwell!

Queen of Alternative by stream Norman F**king Rockwell September 13, 2020

Queen of Alternative

Lana Del Rey

Queen of Alternative is Billies fav lana del rey

Queen of Alternative by anonymous September 14, 2020