altening

Money is a big motivator for me

The owner of the altening, Xevier, once stated, "Money is a big motivator for me".

by Xevier's accountant February 25, 2021

alten

An Alten is an amazing girl. She makes you smile every time you see her. She is the funniest person anyone would know. She is fun, loving, caring, has a great sense of humor, and is someone you can do something stupid with and get away with it. An alten is also a girk who is amazingly beautiful. An Alten is overall the most amazing girl and you will never want to let her leave your sights. To make an Alten like you, you must make her smile. Then you will have her heart forever.

Omg there's an Alten, Go on Bob... go get that wonderful girl

by Maj.Forbes February 8, 2014

Austin Von Alten

A total jackass who sucks at Mario kart, can't handle his yogurt shots, and can't even spell the word yes in a text.

He is an Austin Von Alten, so I threw a bus full of children at him

by yoping December 17, 2013

altening

A shitty website ran by a pedophile with overpriced minecraft alts

Did you hear about how Xavier from the Altening was messaging a 14 year old girl? Disgusting.

by sebastian420 October 31, 2022