Alpined

Adverb: to get high smoking CBD from Alpine Dispensary in Helen, GA.

Your mom got totally alpined after smoking the Honolulu Haze from Alpine Dispensary in Helen, GA.

by Mojo Coordinator April 1, 2019

Alpine

The name of the greatest beer brewed in North America by far better than any American Beer or other Canadian Beer. It is brewed and localized in Maritime Canada.

Hey bud, give me an Alpine.
Alpine is right good.
Most people who don't drink Alpine are homosexuals or women.

by saucetomate June 6, 2010

alpine

A car stereo made by Alpine. Considered to be the highest-quality around by the same kinds of people who think watermellon and fried chicken is gourmet cuisine.

Then I let the Alpine play/
I was pumpin' new shit by NWA.
-Easy-E, "Boyz in the Hood"

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 9, 2003

Alpine

A class of raptors who are at the "bottom of the food chain". They tend to get several diseases such as fang cancer. The king of the Alpine raptors is Nic the Noob. Alpines feed off of krill.

You are such an alpine, go eat some krill!

by Woodland raptor January 12, 2011

alpine

ajd: of a frosty, cool, transcendental nature

verb: to be of a frosty, cool, transcendental nature

huzzah! that fly bitch was so alpine. i feel so socially and intellectually inferior... in a really good way.

by OrientalizeThis December 8, 2008

Alpin

A hippie name for a big dumb blonde carpenter from Angels Camp, CA who keeps hooking up with the wrong women.

That Alpin is taking way too long building that fence!

That Alpin had a baby with who?

by chadwickburroughs February 4, 2010

alpine

when you sit in a chair warmed by the ass of another individual

Shit dude! Who was just sitting here? Alpiney af!

by lilbski January 31, 2018