When you get a report card with a mixture of Good and Bad Grades.
John: Hey, look at my report card!
George: Wow, that's some serious alphabet soup you got going there.
by CampusColt76 October 21, 2011
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A game played while eating out a woman. The tounge user spells out words with their tounge and the woman has to try and guess the word. There is usually a prize consisting of a sexual favor from the looser to the winner.
"Last Night we played alphabet soup and my girlfriend lost. i was a very happy man."
by Wilkmeister69 March 12, 2009
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A term that is used as a euphemism to describe someone who has contracted HIV or AIDS. The soup reference comes from the letters found in the alphabet that spell out the names of the variation of the disease (i.e. HIV the virus that causes AIDS).

see also; soup, chicken noodle soup
Rob: Yo, I jus seen Carl the other day, and dude is mad skinny son.

Jay: Thas that soup man.

Rob: Soup? *confused*

Jay: That alphabet soup.

Rob: Wha--oh daaaamn! It's like that cuz?

Jay: Yup, it's like that son. *nodding knowingly*
by Fox Major April 3, 2009
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When you cum on a girl's face and the semen forms the shape of any letter of the alphabet.
"I gave my girlfriend a load of alphabet soup last night!"
"Did she like it?"
".... I don't know. She was sleeping".
by Batman's cleavage November 5, 2011
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1. (Canned Soup, with spaghetti shaped in letters). Comforting metaphoric term, the canned soup is a nostalgic reflection upon the uncertain nature of a prospective relationship/ partner;

-(who is) impredictable, unreliable, unsettled;

-emotionally unstable or overall chaotic.

Similar to "like a box-of-chocolates" - nature of life.

2. irrelevant answer to a general open question.
-you do have an oppinion on her. You said she's Alphabet Soup.

-yeah, you can't tell what she feels for you today, or maybe she wakes up tomorrow and likes you.

2. - You can for exemple ask her "how are you today?" And all he/she'll tell you, is : "Y". That is also Alphabet Soup. It doesn't make any sense talking to them.
by Eskarina Esk April 14, 2019
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A sex move (usually performed drunk) in which a guy throws up in a girls vagina while eating her out
Dude, I hooked up with that girl from the party last night and I was so drunk that I gave her an Alphabet Soup
by KPizzleP January 6, 2010
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When a law enforcement agency calls in whatever acronymed agencies they can (FBI, ATF, NSA, etc) in order to sway a case their way or appear to be more powerful than what they actually are.
Officer: We need to get this guy back into our custody.

Sergeant: Play alphabet soup! Call the FBI and the ATF to help us on this raid and get the NSA to spill his call records.
by JT520 January 23, 2014
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