I AM AN ALPHA MALE WHO CHUGS WHISKEY WHILE RIDING A TIGER AND PLAYING FOOTBALL AND SAYING 'NO HOMO' AND HAVING EMOTIONALLY DETACHED SEX WITH HIS PENIS TAPED SHUT
by LizardWizard1 August 6, 2017
by Nasty Nadz May 30, 2006
The Alpha Male does not have a specific "Image", or fall under a certain category and is not defined by looks, money, or arrogance rather the Alpha Male is defined as being an all around good guy but possessing the confidence and social know-how to be successful in epic proportions with woman but anything the Alpha Male sets his mind out to be. Yeah that's right you wanted to be an ultra marathoner astronaut anesthesiologist astrophysicist but your not Alpha Male mind set told you you couldn't do it so your a failure before you even start. The Alpha Male does not brag about his successes with woman, money, education, etc. at least not often because when he walks into the room everyone can quite literally feel his presence of awesomeness. It is not arrogance but genuine good. The Alpha Male can be anyone he wants without compromising a drop of his true character, the Alpha Male does not believe in "leagues" like you weak beta males...the Alpha Male is understanding, nice, social, and sometimes even caring and does not care if its perceived as "beta or weak" because if anyone were to challenge him he would socially castrate them from beta to omega...
Alpha Male: Yeah that pretty girl you saw in chemistry that you and your beta male friends all said were out of your "league" ("leagues" do not exist if your an Alpha male) and think no one but Bill Gates and Brad Pitt fused together could get, I asked her out and we had epic sex and she's begging for more except you'll never know because I don't care what you think...
by CTU_FieldAgent200 July 10, 2011
Someone who goes to the gym and is stronger than most people. They don’t actually have any courage or skill at anything. Instead of actually socializing with people, they just keep working out hoping a girl will somehow magically appear in their life. They’ve never actually learned how to fight either, they think they can just bench press an opponent to death (which might actually work, not completely counting it out, but they’d probably lose to an mma fighter). Anyways, being a true alpha male takes a lot more than just lifting weights. Do you have people skills? Are you actually brave, or just strong? Can you outsmart people? Are you a leader or just a meathead? Sorry, but being strong doesn’t make you an alpha, it’s just one part of the mix of a lot of variables.
Person 1: “You know, I just have a super alpha male personality.”
Person 2: “Really? Cuz you live at your mom’s house and can’t pull a girlfriend. Maybe it’s time you go to college and get out of the comfort zone of your local 24 hour fitness.”
Person 2: “Really? Cuz you live at your mom’s house and can’t pull a girlfriend. Maybe it’s time you go to college and get out of the comfort zone of your local 24 hour fitness.”
by stop playing cod and grow up November 15, 2019
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Every (mainly female) fandom knows the alpha male is in reference to the $mut category known as the omegaverse.
by Themoreuknow!!! July 10, 2021
We can define this guy in a variety of ways...
1. The man with most COMPETITIVE sexual market value, usually in terms of sexual opportunities.
2. The man at the top of the male dominance hierarchy. This prototype of a man typically displays all of the conventional masculine traits that are considered toxic today. The hallmark of his persona is 'confidence'. The man that conduct himself with such class and possesses a swagger that attracts most women to him like a magnet; also he's usually calm when it comes pressure .
3. The man who FUCKS your wife and doesn't give a flyin fuck...
4.Exemplifies 'emotional excitement' and sexual pleasure to all women; not the one to really have long-term relationship with.
5. The man that JUST GETS IT!! Doesn't have to try that hard to acquire success as success naturally comes to him.
6. Who FEMINISTS say they disdain but 'secretly LOVES'...because he's able to fulfills their fantasies if you know what I mean.
7. A NARCISSIST without really choosing or wanting to be.. a 'Chad' or 'Tyrone'
8. One of the reasons why the MGTOW movements is so big and what most of the aspire to become.
9. An undercover gigolo..
10. What James Bonds, Bob Marley, P.Diddy, Jay Z, Justin Bieber, Brad Pitt all are...
1. The man with most COMPETITIVE sexual market value, usually in terms of sexual opportunities.
2. The man at the top of the male dominance hierarchy. This prototype of a man typically displays all of the conventional masculine traits that are considered toxic today. The hallmark of his persona is 'confidence'. The man that conduct himself with such class and possesses a swagger that attracts most women to him like a magnet; also he's usually calm when it comes pressure .
3. The man who FUCKS your wife and doesn't give a flyin fuck...
4.Exemplifies 'emotional excitement' and sexual pleasure to all women; not the one to really have long-term relationship with.
5. The man that JUST GETS IT!! Doesn't have to try that hard to acquire success as success naturally comes to him.
6. Who FEMINISTS say they disdain but 'secretly LOVES'...because he's able to fulfills their fantasies if you know what I mean.
7. A NARCISSIST without really choosing or wanting to be.. a 'Chad' or 'Tyrone'
8. One of the reasons why the MGTOW movements is so big and what most of the aspire to become.
9. An undercover gigolo..
10. What James Bonds, Bob Marley, P.Diddy, Jay Z, Justin Bieber, Brad Pitt all are...
Example 1: The Alpha Male mindset is one that most men wished they'd mastered but can't seem to achieve.
by Philosophiee February 19, 2020