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A satanic call center that pays you exactly 1/3 less than what they tell you. The windows are painted blue because the foreign investors are asian. (blue is an industrial color in Asian society) The entire place looks like a huge blue penis that had the circulation cut off.
Look, that Hobo got a job at Alorica! No Jimmy, he just works there.
Alorica by Dixie's finest January 9, 2020
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person who does what she/he feels or is comfortable with without having to be goth, skater, punk, or hip hip follower but to be one of a kind. also and alonic person is a person who is silent anti-social , skateboards does graffiti, vibes from comics, anime and does no care what everyone thinks about him/her.
chris skateboards listens to rock and dresses in black but knows hes not trying to be a goth/skater.chris at school sits with every social group but is neither adapted or trying to be like the people of the group which makes him alonic and follows alona
alonic by Donald Briggs March 28, 2004
The most miserable, unfair, terrible place to work at. It is hated by God Himself
Dude, my fried died today...

what happened?

He got a job at Alorica and then died from being bitched at excessively by stupid people
Alorica by northpolesucks October 22, 2008
The Tenth Circle of Hell in Dante's Inferno. Dante refused to talk about this place because he still remembers the incessant whining that tortured him day in and day out, the unachievable goals its inhabitants pursued in vain, and watching people be ensnared into the illusion of a happy paradise while knowing the true terrors awaiting them. It also pays minimum wage forever.
If Wal-Mart, McDonalds, and the strip club don't want you, Alorica will!
Alorica by impossiblyPayan May 19, 2016

Alorica Doo 

A matted down stripe of hair on the top of your head that comes as a result of wearing a headset used to answer crazy ass calls for hours and hours.
"This bitch won't get off my headset and ive worked twelve hours in this place now i have an Alorica doo."
Alorica Doo by Richie Rch January 9, 2008

alouicious 

a term used to define long stick like objects
that tree has a rather alouicious branch portruding from its trunk
alouicious by butchess buchannnon December 24, 2008