Molly: Yo, Jimmy do you want some of my aloe vera?
Jimmy: What? I thought that was a plant.
Molly: No it's the most delicious drink of all time. Here try some.
Jimmy: Damn. That's the most delicious drink of all time.
Jimmy: What? I thought that was a plant.
Molly: No it's the most delicious drink of all time. Here try some.
Jimmy: Damn. That's the most delicious drink of all time.
by mylenaurelie March 14, 2018
A plant with cactus-like leaves known for it's medicinal powers and jizz like texture. The green exterior should never be eaten under any circumstances, as it will cause your face to contort into a jizz-smothered grimace.
Sally: Oh my god! Did you jizz in my drink?
Timmy: No, that's just the way aloe vera is.
Sally: That's digusting.
Timmy: Agreed.
Timmy: No, that's just the way aloe vera is.
Sally: That's digusting.
Timmy: Agreed.
by Dandhi March 28, 2010
by Jgbsisbdng December 29, 2022
Aloe Vera is that nasty slimey shit that u put on scars, also that stinky shit asmr ppl be eating. BLAGHH.
by Big.Mama.Skyy February 22, 2022
When a girl’s vaginal lips are so wet that the penis/strap just falls out. Therefore the penis can only go around the lips like lipstick.
by Daddycumslut69 November 12, 2019
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