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Almendra 

Almendra

A beautiful, smart, kind, and SUPER funny girl that’s anyone is lucky to have in their life. She always knows what she is talking about and always gets an A. Literally every guy is obsessed with her but somehow she blind to it. She’s always the one to crack a joke and keep the party going, even though she doesn’t even try. If you’re friends with an Almendra then you are VERY lucky to have her. And if you are an Almendra, realize that you’re AWESOME!!!
An Almendra brings joy to everyone she meets.
Almendra by Gabby_Bella_Gigi December 11, 2017

Almudena 

Is very sociable and humorous. She is very cool and very talented. She is cool to be around and hang out with. She is always there for you and never forgets about a person no matter how far away they are. You are very lucky if you meet a girl named Almudena. There are only a few of them on the entire planet.
Hey, I just met Almudena and she's so nice and always has my back whenever I need her.
Almudena by NatethForever<3 December 22, 2014

almond mom 

Typically white suburban moms who were 90s girls and never accepted they had an eating disorder, so now they have to make it everyone else’s problem
“A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips is my almond moms favorite mantra”
almond mom by Sydkid765 October 18, 2022

Almond Joy 

A black guy who acts white.
You heard Jamal is an almond joy? Black on the outside but white on the inside.
Almond Joy by Squirtle1200 November 10, 2022

almond tofu 

What Xiao from Genshin Impact eats daily in hopes of trying to extend his height from 157 even though he’s 2000 years old.
Why did you make almond tofu, did you realised that you have summoned Xiao accidentally?
almond tofu by nekohwa March 8, 2021

almond cookie 

an old cookie that everyones simps for
p1: almond cookie is so hot he gets me hard
p2: hes a fictional character and hes like 40 years old
almond cookie by anonymous November 8, 2021