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Almtistic 

Someone so autistic that it’s offensive to autistic people to have the same label
What is it with discord admins and being so almtistic
Almtistic by El penguino August 31, 2021
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1) a contraction of "almost" and "moist"

2) a state of hydration not quite reaching a level of what one would consider "moist", but not exactly dry either
1.a) "The carrot cake was a tad almoist, but still tasty"

1.b) "That dirty martini was almoist perfect - I need another"

2) "Freddy's kisses left her almoist, while Armando's kisses made her wet"
almoist by dorkusmaximus June 16, 2009

Almosting 

The syndrome of getting extremely close to realizing prominence or fortune in your chosen artistic pursuit, and through circumstances beyond your control or a because of a seeming twist of cruel fate, finding yourself consigned back to struggle and relative obscurity.
Damn, when that director died on the way to the meeting to get my buddy's script greenlit, that was one of the worst case of almosting I've ever seen.
Almosting by Marquismarq February 26, 2020
Almosts refers to the age demographic that is not quite 21. Ranging from 18 to 21, this age groups is of the age to vote join the military but not allowed to Drink in many if not all US states. They are in college of building careers. They are adults on several benchmarks and are not on others. Almost 21, but not quite.
Where can we go where the Almosts hang out?
Chico has plenty of places for the Almosts and many of 21 hang there as well.
Almosts by CarizmaGuy November 3, 2016

almostsmart

A shitfestival message board full of Bush haters and emo kids with shitty tastes in music.
"Really, how fun is it to come to Almost Smart? It's full depressing emo kids sharing their shitty taste in music, drugs,poems and views on life"
almostsmart by Higgins March 22, 2005
. A simple one word reply to a question asking how close an activity or a event is near completion.
I asked the girls that were taking the city bus to school if they were close to their destination. She replied “almostish”.
Almostish by Wildbill7142 May 24, 2018