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THE NAKED COWBOY HAT OF ALMERIA 

a cowboy hat....but u can only wear it wen ur naked
when wearing the THE NAKED COWBOY HAT OF ALMERIA u must be naked at all time
Almerino is handsome and pretty clever too. He's a bit introvert, sometimes he's all alone by himself. It's the kind of man that seems to be unpleasant, sarcastic and a little bit arrogant, but when you get to know him, you'll discover the funniest man you've ever met.
He brights up your life even in the worst days with his contagious laugh, his jokes, his stories. He can find funny nicknames literally for everyone and everything and he has such a good taste in music that all you can do is to steal from his Playlists on spotify.
Big deep brown eyes, tall, perfect nose and beautiful smile: a truly heart breaker that looks like your celebrity crush.
You can talk with him about politics, food, cats, economy, houses while drinking a craft beer in a small pub downtown.

He doesn't know that he's so strong, always fighting without any rest and without complaining, making jokes and laughing through the pain.
Little things makes him happy and there's no need of special effects: a cola in a glass bottle, a walk in a park, a strange keychain bought in a chinese shop.

He's a caring and loyal friend, you can always count on him. He's also very sweet but he doesn't like to show it to everyone.
Almerino is a gift and a blessing. At first, you'll believe is a cold heart man, but you'll discover soon he's just hiding the best of his personality as a self defense from the fear of suffering again.

He knows how to make you feel loved and appreciated and also gives the best hugs.
A:"have you tried the famous new cheese snacks everyone is talking about?"
B:" yes, they're delicious but Almerino wasn't with me when I tried them, so they don't taste the same".
Almerino by Bibbina November 21, 2021
She is a lovely girl.. and very kin person and she is already a genius :-)
There goes almera I envy her
almera by scarlxtx March 3, 2018

algerian flag 

You will see it everywhere. All Algerians have one on them.
Once, I saw an Algerian flag during a hockey game.
During his funeral someone was holding an Algerian flag.
algerian flag by kingmouns4 October 13, 2020
She’s perfect. She’s a caring and loving person. When Ameria loves you, she loves you with everything she’s got. She a hustler and knows her worth. Never lose an Ameria.
Ameria started a business and saved work hunger.
Ameria by anonymous345675 October 1, 2021

algerian internet

Its like a turtle but slower and pain in the ass to use it
an american:"I CAN ONLY AFFORD 15MGS THAT SLOW A TURTLE"an algerian:"wait...you guys pay for 15mgs and get 15mgs.. man the algerian internet is bad as fuck" and yes this is true story