A woman who enjoys the thrill of peeing standing up with or without a shenis. Often mistaken for a transvestite when seen from behind at a urinal, but can be confirmed female by a quick and brutal pantsing, inevitably followed by a quick retreat.
"I thought that bitch was a man, so I yanked down his pants but it turned out she was just an Allord. She sure punched like a man though."
by QueenMidas February 07, 2010