2 definitions by QueenMidas

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A woman who enjoys the thrill of peeing standing up with or without a shenis. Often mistaken for a transvestite when seen from behind at a urinal, but can be confirmed female by a quick and brutal pantsing, inevitably followed by a quick retreat.
"I thought that bitch was a man, so I yanked down his pants but it turned out she was just an Allord. She sure punched like a man though."
by QueenMidas February 07, 2010

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The word "Victory" in French.
American: "You frogs sure retreated fast when the Germans came a knocking."
Frenchie: "Yeah, and if they tried it a third time we'd retreat again! Twice as hard!"
by QueenMidas February 07, 2010

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