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A woman who enjoys the thrill of peeing standing up with or without a shenis. Often mistaken for a transvestite when seen from behind at a urinal, but can be confirmed female by a quick and brutal pantsing, inevitably followed by a quick retreat.
"I thought that bitch was a man, so I yanked down his pants but it turned out she was just an Allord. She sure punched like a man though."
Allord by QueenMidas February 7, 2010
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allondra 

Allondra is one of a kind. She is very outgoing and a great friend. She likes to help other people out before herself. She's kind of like an unlicensed counselor. Allondra is the best party partner, and it's never a dull moment when she's around.
Last night with Allondra was so fun! I need to invite her more.

Are you okay? Go talk to Allondra. She'll make you feel better.
allondra by Rachael G. December 23, 2016
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allodoxaphobia 

Speaker: In my opinion...
Someone with allodoxaphobia: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
allodoxaphobia by NicholasNickS December 5, 2013
1. the act of royally screwing up something that should have been wonderful.

2. blind ignorant greed fueling idiotic actions
3. becoming a laughing stock, making history with a colossal blunder.
SOE pulled an Allods with Star Wars Galaxies, even before gPotato MADE allods!
Allods by SilCoe February 25, 2010

Allodoxaphobia 

what every redditor seems to have
Allodoxaphobia, fear of opinions

allodacity 

When a person(s) who experiences sexual attraction says or does something with a sexual innuendo or suggestiveness, with little to no consideration for asexual/a-spec people; making something sexual when it's not.
*Reads social media post about random actor or fictional character and folks' desire to sleep with them*
Me: "...The Allodacity..."
allodacity by Raffy Regulus October 23, 2019

Allodoxaphobia 

The average twitter user has allodoxaphobia