Allentown brown 

Lowest quality weed you will ever purchase in the Lehigh Valley area, or anywhere else for that matter. Dealers have trouble giving this shit away. As for color, it contains nearly no green, mostly brown, and gives a mild high that is almost always accompanied with a headache. It is rife with seeds and stems, and its consistency is so hard you damn near need to chisel it to break it up.

fool 1: "My man, you bout to blow some dro?"

fool 2: "All I got is Allentown brown."

fool 1: "Shit, I'd rather down a bottle of Robitussin to get twisted."

Allentown brown by Bill Cosby III August 7, 2009

Allentard 

-Noun
1. A person from Allentown, Pennsylvania.
2. A person who exhibits certain characteristics common to Allentown, Pennsylvania.
3. A person too retarded even for New Jersey.

Related forms:
Allentarded, adjective

Q: Why is that white boy smoking Kools and wearing his Penguins hat backwards while driving a canary-yellow 1992 Civic with Glasspacks and listening to top 20 R&B music?

A: He's an Allentard.

Allentard by dougharvey July 8, 2009

Allentown 

Wal-Mart version of Philly.

Allentown...the Netflix adaptation of Philly.

Allentown by Tjenks90 June 12, 2019

Allentown, NJ 

A small town in Monmouth County, NJ. Its an amazing town where everyone knows everyone. Better then pennsyvainia's allentown.

"dude i was in allentown, nj and ate at la piazza." said jon.
"Sick. i was at the candyshop a week ago. to bad they shut down." said fred.

Allentown, NJ by a guy in atown January 10, 2011

Allentown Spatula

(Noun) While between the temperatures of 80 degrees fahrenheit and 91 degrees, one man defecates on a rusty spatula and gently lowers it into a wok for stir frying (counter clockwise) while the wok is set on high. The man then waits for the feces to set ablaze and reloads it onto the sullied spatula. Finally, the man hurls the still molten fecal matter off of the highest level of the PPL building onto passing pedestrians between the hours of five o'clock PM and seven thirty PM on every second Thursday and fourth Monday of the month. Repeat five times .

Did you get another haircut?
Nah, man. I got hit by an Allentown Spatula.

Allentown Spatula by MCedeno October 28, 2010

attentrance 

An attention getting entrance.

The girl came tumbling down the stairs while riding her suitcase on wheels - it was quite the attentrance.

attentrance by werdnad April 19, 2011

Allentown 

A once thriving city until the mid 1990's. There was a large department store called Hess' (not related to the gas station) the owner was a notorious sodimite. Hess' as well as Bethlehem Steel were major employers in the area. In the mid 1990's Allentowns mayor who is incorrectly renowned as the greatest mayor took title 8 funding. This funding gave money to cities that inplimented low income high density housing. Almost immediately after this the Allen and Dieruff High Schools fell to perinial jokes in test scores and sports. Prior to this parents from areas like parkland paid tuition to send there children to Allen and Dieruff. Since this title 8 funding the city of allentown is infested with chronic unemployment, and incredibly low income. Add to this many illegal immigrants who cant speak english, gangs, and Hess' and Bethlehme steel going belly up and the city has since become a sespool as well as the high schools with Allen having three students shot outside its school last week and a stabbing in school last year.

child: "mom why does Allentown suck?"
mom: "Dont use that language it sounds like u go to allen, but although many amadons say it just happened, its actually well described on urban dictionary."

Allentown by allentownsucksharditsabigshitt December 5, 2010