Allentard

-Noun
1. A person from Allentown, Pennsylvania.
2. A person who exhibits certain characteristics common to Allentown, Pennsylvania.
3. A person too retarded even for New Jersey.

Related forms:
Allentarded, adjective

Q: Why is that white boy smoking Kools and wearing his Penguins hat backwards while driving a canary-yellow 1992 Civic with Glasspacks and listening to top 20 R&B music?

A: He's an Allentard.

Allentard by dougharvey July 8, 2009

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Argentard

A person who was born or lives in Argentina, and who is characterized by extreme egocentrism and blind patriotism when it comes to national affairs. Has the firm beliefs that Maradona was a better football player than Pelé and that the Falkland Islands are actually called Malvinas and belong to Argentina. Will move mountains to defend his/her countrymen, even if they did wrong things like beating women or trafficking drugs. Thinks it's acceptable to cheat in sports. Comprehended almost the whole population in Argentina until the late 1970s, and was still quite a common type there until the beggining of the 2000's and the economic crisis. Recently the number of Argentards has faced a decrease, giving place to a more conscious, open-minded countryman. P.S.: The word is simply a fusion of Argentinian and retard.

I argued for hours with that kid from Mar del Plata, but he wouldn't admit that Argentina is not the center of the universe. What an argentard!!!

Argentard by Lucky Loser September 15, 2008