Top Definition
1. A person from Allentown, Pennsylvania.
2. A person who exhibits certain characteristics common to Allentown, Pennsylvania.
3. A person too retarded even for New Jersey.

Related forms:
Allentarded, adjective
Q: Why is that white boy smoking Kools and wearing his Penguins hat backwards while driving a canary-yellow 1992 Civic with Glasspacks and listening to top 20 R&B music?

A: He's an Allentard.
by dougharvey July 08, 2009
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