by a reallllly smart lady May 14, 2011
Some of the most sexy human beings are called Alfred. The name just screams hot and sexy in a classy way. Everything about Alfred is hot from head to toe. The ladies can only find him irresistible. By even just the smell of him the ladies get uncontrollable orgasms.
by Jonna Svennson November 24, 2021
by Madde December 12, 2016
Most likely the person that excels in chemistry, however he uses his chemistry knowledge to create a new form of mustard gas to destroy his high school.
If he ever gets children, he would most likely swear in front of them.
If he ever gets children, he would most likely swear in front of them.
Alfred as a doctor
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Alfred - I'm now a certified doctor, and from what I can from your symptoms... You have cancer.
Patient - But sir, I have an ingrown toena-
Alfred - SSSSH.... It's ok, I forgive you
Alfred as a parent
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Alfred - What the fuck, my nigga slave is strong bro
*LATER*
Alfred's kid - Fuck these nibbas
Teacher - WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT??
Alfred's kid - FrOm mY dAd
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Alfred - I'm now a certified doctor, and from what I can from your symptoms... You have cancer.
Patient - But sir, I have an ingrown toena-
Alfred - SSSSH.... It's ok, I forgive you
Alfred as a parent
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Alfred - What the fuck, my nigga slave is strong bro
*LATER*
Alfred's kid - Fuck these nibbas
Teacher - WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT??
Alfred's kid - FrOm mY dAd
by Harry's Steakhouse May 13, 2018
One, particulary old aged male often around age 47 who plays warcraft all day. And works part time cutting meat. Spends all his money on dank, Nicotine and clever hair cuts.
Wow we got our selfs a Master Alfred.
Alfred's new hair cut makes him look clever.
Alfred can't spell onion.
Alfred's new hair cut makes him look clever.
Alfred can't spell onion.
by Nelms May 1, 2008
by Thot.hehe.eeee October 29, 2019
Alfred is a boy’s name, but it’s also one of the world’s greatest places. It's a nightclub in Norway, and also one of the biggest.
It’s located in a place called Hønefoss (Chikenfalls), and the staff there is incredible awesome.
The party and the Dj’s are insane, and there are lots of sexy bouncer's there as well, so ladies enjoy :)
It’s located in a place called Hønefoss (Chikenfalls), and the staff there is incredible awesome.
The party and the Dj’s are insane, and there are lots of sexy bouncer's there as well, so ladies enjoy :)
Kine: Want to have an awesome time tonight Mari?
Mari: Yeah!! , but what can we do, Norway is such a boring country Saturday nights.
Kine: Let’s go to Alfred, the bouncer there are sexy as hell, and the drinks are awesome.
Mari: Wow!! That’s true, Ho! Let’s go!
Mari: Yeah!! , but what can we do, Norway is such a boring country Saturday nights.
Kine: Let’s go to Alfred, the bouncer there are sexy as hell, and the drinks are awesome.
Mari: Wow!! That’s true, Ho! Let’s go!
by HoLetsGo January 16, 2011