Alfonso is a tall guy, who has ZERO Rizzzz. He plays basketball and has crazy hair. He may seem innocent but he is crazy for the women. But because his rizz levels are low things are unfortunate.
Girl: Hey we should hangout sometimes.
Alfonso C: Sure in Bed
Girl: Umm Nevermind.
by Lebron12345 September 14, 2022
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the best baseball player of all time a chicago cub former yankee national and ranger has an all star game mvp
alfonso soriano hits one deep to left its outta here he is a pro baseball player
by soriano October 13, 2008
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Spanish football "stadium" situated in Getafe, a town nearby Madrid, that stadium is known for its poor rates of attendance each match, urban legend says "When someone find a Getafe's supporter at the Coliseum Alfonso Pérez, the world will end"
When someone find a Getafe's supporter at the Coliseum Alfonso Pérez, the world will end
by AdrianB_ June 6, 2013
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Maranese di merda
Alfonso è un maranese down
by Darkladye November 21, 2021
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Alfonso is a dude with a big nose. He is often confused for a Jewish person, but he looks more like an Arab guy. He will unleash his inner demons if provoked.
Yo I think Alfonso is gonna unleash his inner demons. He is going to rape you!
by RicardoLover October 17, 2022
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sweet, loving, funny, loyal, thoughtful and understandable.
alfonso is the one for kiera. <33
by eggplant 🍆 November 23, 2021
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