Alexandra Hills

Known also as: "The hills", "A-town" or just simply "Alex hills"

It is a suburb which lies on the outskirts of Brisbane (QLD, Australia)in which is infected by bogan arseholes, unwanted teenage filth and child gangs.

If it weren't for a hungry Jacks and the Alexandra hills hotel (the pit) in the area then the Area would cease to exist on all current maps.

Wife: "oh fark this place sucks, no one wears shoes here, I can always smell flame Grilled beef, that old lady smells like booze and that 12 year old islander kid has a beard..."

Husband: "That's Alexandra Hills for you dear"

by Buckstar101 January 23, 2008

Alexandra Hills Pit

The Alexandra Hills Hotel is also known as the squeeze club, the flea pit or more commonly as 'the pit'. This fine establishment is located in the Redlands Shire, on the southeastern part of Brisbane. The Pit hosts dance parties for the youth of the Redland Shire to enjoy and can often be heard 'going off' on a Friday night. A typical crowd at The Pit can be broken down into percentages consisting of 3% of people going through a midlife crisis, 10% fat people, 15% of boys with rat tails, 10% sluts and 50% of people who think they have New Zealand accents. This leaves only a small percentage of people who are relatively normal. This figure is also representative of the population of Alexandra Hills.

Alexandra Hills Hungry Jacks
school girl 1: Hey babe, what are you going tonight?
school girl 2: I'm totes going to try and sneak into the pit
school girl 1: The Alexandra Hills Pit? Don't they like... frisk you there?

by lillymacdonald August 28, 2009