Cult Public Access TV/Radio personality. Who is super aggressive and attacks people in a mad and paranoid manner. Refers to one prone to the "conspiracy theory" ruse. What’s dangerous is the truth is mixed with lies to confuse and diminish the significance of whets being covered up disinformation
When you come up to somone and start talking a crazy paranoid stuff like.

"the black helicopters from Home Land Security are following me again"

"They got mercury in the vaccines. The boarders are wide open. Bush trained Osama, he was working for the CIA. The new world order killed Kenedy and al CIA is responsible for 911. see Infowars
also see KOOK
by Gabo, de la Guerra October 09, 2004
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A real patriot. To many he seems to be a conspiracy nut hell-bent on fear-mongering and a preacher to the conspiracy choir. Especially if you've never heard him before and catch him in rant mode.
What many people fail to realize is that he hopes he is wrong about everything he exposes.
The problem is, he isn't most of the time. If he is, then he's only trying to shed light on a potentially dangerous scheme that could take place. Keeping a peeled eye on all the shenanigans of the apparent new world order and going over it with a fine tooth comb...inevitably he will come across some false alarms.
He appears to have quite a charisma when he is explaining the evil deeds of the elite that control the world. This can be intimidating to many people and I will admit I was turned off by it, but it is a real quality he has. He speaks with passion for a real mission everyone should start considering.
He tends to cater to theism quite a lot but this flaw that many atheists or others not into god is heavily overweighed by his extreme intelligence, forsight and passion to try to wake people up and show that the true patriots are the ones who care about the well-being of the country regardless if it is unpopular, not the flag-waving brownshirts that believe everything they see on the TV.
A real intrigue to his method is that he is not on a particular political party like one would most likely some fringe conservative or some raging liberal. He exposes both for being the false choices we are given so we think we are free when we are not when regardless of who is in office we're screwed either way.
Brownshirt: "sean hannity is so cool, he badgers his opponents without listening to them! hahaha"
Me: "What's so cool about that?"
Brownshirt: "All his opponents are a bunch of traitors! He exposes them, he's such a patriot!"
Me: "Gimme a break...he's a patriot because of your false logic?"
Brownshirt: "well name a better one!"
Me: "Alex Jones"
Brownshirt: "Who?"
Me: " go read and research instead of being entertained by your talking heads"
part 2:
Raging Liberal: "Micheal Moore is my hero, he has so much balls to expose that dumb George Bush for what he really is: an idiot!!!"
Me: "Too bad Micheal Moore only decided to cover an extremely small tip of the iceberg concerning 9/11, Iraq and's a smear on all those who know what is really going on and gives people a false idea that he is the 'opposition' and as if it stops there"
Raging Liberal: "Huh?! So are you for or against what he did?"
Me: "I'm for his effort to try and shed light on the BS of the Bush Administration...I'm not for the quality of the effort he did more harm than good to show that Bush is more of just an idiot than he is a traitor and a mass murderer"
Raging Liberal: "Well if Michael Moore isn't a good hero then who is?"
Me: "Stop picking heroes you moron and just look for the leaders...try Alex Jones for starters"
Raging Liberal: "The conspiracy nut?! HELL NO!"
Me: "Fine...go along with your popular opposition that has no effect but to be ridiculed rather than doing the real dirty work"
Raging Liberal: "You're crazy"
Me: "How did the WTC towers fall as fast and faster than free-fall?"
Raging Liberal: "What are you saying?"
Me: "Ask more, I have plenty to tell you"
by thrashaero September 11, 2005
A real patriot and a very valuable contributor to the information leading up to the complete NWO take over. Would probably grow like a rash if his personality weren't so abrasive to some people, although I have to admit, he could be a bit nicer to the callers on his show.

Another person Wikipedia can't get the middle name right on. Hint: Emeric
Some guy on YouTube: "Alex Jones is a Zionist shill! the Jews did it! It's all the Jews fault! Alex doesn't Jew bash enough!"
I: "Yeah unfortunate isn't it? Although it would help make your point if every frickin' video you make about him didn't take his words out of context.
Some guy on YouTube: "You're just some dysinfo cia agent!"
I: "You forgot to mention Jewish."
by nwodetox July 31, 2009
A fat and bigoted know-nothing who has wet dreams about raising his own white nationalist version of the Vietcong to take over the U.S. Believes blacks and Jews are plotting to take over the world. Paradoxically calls himself a patriot while threatening the U.S. military. Frequently jerks off to pictures he drew himself depicting the Founding Fathers having sex with top members of the Nazi regime whilst wearing a three corner hat. Occasionally seen sucking cock.
"You see that interview Piers Morgan had with Alex Jones? What a fat piece of shit moron!"

"Man, you suck more cock than Alex Jones!"

"Alex Jones has a tattoo of Hitler on his balls".

"Alex Jones has micropenis and likes to get tea bagged by tea bagging patriots dressed like a slave master from colonial times."
by GiantDong January 08, 2013
Alex Jones, also known as the fatter David Icke, and the antimatter to Rush Limbaugh, is a "paleoconservative" (read: paranoid conspiracy theorist) and libertarian intellectual from Texas (well that explains it) who believes that the United States is being run by the Worldwide Masonic Conspiracy. He can prove all his theories are true; he merely chooses not to.
Alex Jones: "If you disagree with me, it is merely because you have consumed fluoride. Everybody that disagrees with me is a brainwashed sheeple."

Person: "Why so batshit?"
by mustardtiger001 January 26, 2012
A slang word for Mutt, also known as dog. Used as an offensive word as it is a low form of social status.
"He licked some chicks shoulder, what an alex jones!"
by jacetheace3 September 15, 2009
Alex Jones is welsh slang for an angry person who breaks objects belonging to others. Others describe this being as having an unusual or 'funny' looking face. The description is mainly used by welsh people but has also been adapted by a few english communities. It may also describe someone who is a combination of a lot of negative things such as being angry, funny looking and unhumourous.
Guy1: Wow that guy is horrible, plus he has a funny face
Guy2: haaa yeah typical example of an Alex Jones
by solongbabycakes June 01, 2010
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