By far the best baseball player in the world right now. Puts up amazing numbers and, yes, is overpaid, along with the majority of baseball players. Fields decently at third base because that awesome guy Derek Jeter isn't willing to move even though he's not the best fielder either, while A-rod was stellar at short before moving to the Yankees. Is renowned for "choking" in playoff situations, although those happen to be small sample sizes in which anything can happen, and before 2005 actually played really well in the playoffs. Is hated by many Yankees fans because they believe that over the past years he hasn't lifted the team as much as he should because he's the best player in baseball, although they could point to bad pitching and having players out of their prime under huge contracts (e.g. Jason Giambi). They fail to realize that without his play the Yankees actually would've been worse those years.
Jeter up to bat, with the Yankees tied. Hits a bloop for a single.
Yankee Fan: Nice, man, Jeter leads the team so well.
Alex Rodriguez up to bat, flies out to left.
Yankee Fan: Wow...he should take a couple of pointers from Jeter. Why are we paying this guy so much money if he doesn't will us to win?
Later in the game, Yankees up by 3. A-rod hits a home run.
Yankee Fan: Wow. Thanks for a meaningless home run, A-rod. Way to pad your stats and come up strong when we don't need it.
Yankee Fan: Nice, man, Jeter leads the team so well.
Alex Rodriguez up to bat, flies out to left.
Yankee Fan: Wow...he should take a couple of pointers from Jeter. Why are we paying this guy so much money if he doesn't will us to win?
Later in the game, Yankees up by 3. A-rod hits a home run.
Yankee Fan: Wow. Thanks for a meaningless home run, A-rod. Way to pad your stats and come up strong when we don't need it.
by rea5661 April 24, 2008
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One who says he is Mexican but in actuality is a mix of a whole bunch of shit. Also known as a tomato or Ethiopian body builder.
by 2 North April 13, 2005
1) A baseball player who used to play for the Rangers, but stupidly switched to the Yankees, even though Rangers are AWESOME!
2) The name of my friend whom I've known since 3rd grade. Often thinks he's good at baseball. Used to call himself A-Rod
2) The name of my friend whom I've known since 3rd grade. Often thinks he's good at baseball. Used to call himself A-Rod
1) Alex Rodriguez is a silly billy for switching to the Yankees.
2) Alex Rodriguez and I used to speak frequently, but now I hardly ever talk to him.
2) Alex Rodriguez and I used to speak frequently, but now I hardly ever talk to him.
by Diana Stephens October 1, 2004
Alex Rodriguez is a ho.
by Cezero June 2, 2004
An over paid baseball player on the Yankees where he is a perfect fit. Possible the worst fielding third baseman in the league, but I bet it would be hard to field with a needle in your arm. Well known for slapping the ball out of Bronson Arroyo's glove and getting the shit beaten out of himself by Red Sox catcher Jason Varitek.
Also see:
steroids, pussy, ballslapper
Also see:
steroids, pussy, ballslapper
Announcer: And another error by Rodriguez, that makes 300 on the season, and it looks like it shattered his needle too.
by Red Sox rock August 8, 2005