Top Definition
A handsome, slim, toned Italian with dark features and thick black lushious hair. Has a very good dress sense, and is loved by all types of women, no matter what size age or race they are. Almost certainly has a huge penis! Can be one of the funniest people you could ever meet in your lifetime, and one of the best types of friends to have. Ladies, if you ever cross paths with one of these men, go for him no questions asked, you wont be dissapointed!
Marie: Woah look at that hot Italian guy, I bet his names Alessio!
by MasterBlaster63 July 07, 2011
2 more definitions
A handsome Italian with a small penis. An Alessio is someone who is madly in love with a girl named Hanne
Me: Do you love Hanne?
Alessio: yes, I'm an Alessio.
by u iz a playah May 21, 2015
A rather short, annoying and hairy Italian often sporting a bald patch on the chest, most likely to be of the Jewish faith. Alessios are a bit twatty to be honest, but do have rather nice penises. Not the most intelligent specimens of humanity, their most commonly used words are 'vaffanculo' and 'ahia' (usually uttered when you pull out their chest hair). However, an Alessio does have skill in the bedroom department, and has been known to be the cause of multiple orgasms. If you ever come across an Alessio, make sure you sample a bit of humpy-humpy time!
Alessio: I am the most AMAZING person ever yeeeeeeeeah
Kate: Shutup.
by madonnaaa April 02, 2013

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