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Aldbury is a small village near Tring in Hertfordshire. It is mainly occupied by a few elderly crack heads.
There are 2 pubs where a night with a badger isn't only a fantasy for these lost locals.
There are stories of a dark Prince that once lived in Aldbury, The locals chased him away because he was dark and not related to anyone else in the village.
Stories say he still lives there, undercover.. In someone's shed probably, selling rocks.
The area is dangerous at night, there have been murders there.
This village is littered with used needles and tampons but it remains defiant, strong and inbred.
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Aldbury by Badger's kneecaps March 18, 2013
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West Albury 

A place where cars are drag racing all the time and never get caught
bob: Did you hear those cars racing last night and didn't get caught

Bogan :Yeah it sounds like it was from West Albury
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maddy albury 

She is a shit cunt with one arm and can’t ride a bike
Maddy Albury is a shit cunt
maddy albury by Pseudond September 11, 2018
Albury is a city just north of the Victorian and NSW border.
It is one of those places that is undesirable to live in, filled with people far from the level of technology found in places such as South West Sydney.
However the cooler people who live in Albury are generally referred to as a KOK.
"I visited a little albury in the middle of the NT last week"
Albury by Frazzle-Head! June 9, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
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