the good place to go if your from the country looking for some "excitement" in the most mundane sense of the term. a lot of ppl. go to school there from long island and NYC = rich bitches and farms in upstate new york. its okay for maybe a week and then u get bored ESPECIALLY if your from the city. kids there have attitudes. ppl. dress all vintage-y/artsy but then contradict themselves by buying out all of the hollister fall collection. posers. kids who are "punk" have doctor parents who visit every couple days. there are a lot of art and music students in the area. they r the most ridiculous of them all. a few select people are genuine but the rest just wish they could understand anything at all. they fail out of school and get their "allowance" taken away. lots of hippies, weed usage, shrooms, etc etc etc. not a good atmosphere for busy, motivated ppl. there are A LOT of slutty girls trying to beat the girl to guy ratio by "giving it there all" ppl. are very cocky, even hideous kids who have no chance. the bars in the area are okay...nothing compared to boston where im from. music scenes alright ...there are a few too many college bands with cases on themselves even though they havent made it yet, just b/c they've played successfully in local places doesnt mean u get to give up. LOTS of metrosexuals. many guys swing both ways, and dress way too well. appearances are important to ppl in albany, but looks can AND ARE deceiving. the punk kids r almost completely alll posers. just wearin the clothes playin it cool. k back to albany...its fun for awhile.. BOMBERS, lark street is great, paulys is a lot of fun when theres no where else to go, u see everyone at paesans when they r drunk. if u meet good, real ppl its a lot of fun hanging out in albany. its no boston or new york city...but its a good place to go (citywise) if your slummin' and dont have the energy or willpower to take on the big guns. good for country-folk lookin for adventure BAD for city ppl.....city ppl RUN AAWAAAAAAAAYYY!!!!!
boy: hey what's up im from albany.
girl: really...u grew up here???
boy: no i go to school here...im really from outside of troy.
oh...so your from outside of troy...not albany
boy: no i dont want ppl to know i grew up on a farm so i pretend im from albany cuz it sounds cooler and then my punk, horrible childhood act works out better and is more believable
girl: oh cool your from albany...wanna get high and fuck
boy: sure, as long as your okay with me never speaking to u again after and with everyone in school finding out so they know im a real gangsta... bitch.
girl: really...u grew up here???
boy: no i go to school here...im really from outside of troy.
oh...so your from outside of troy...not albany
boy: no i dont want ppl to know i grew up on a farm so i pretend im from albany cuz it sounds cooler and then my punk, horrible childhood act works out better and is more believable
girl: oh cool your from albany...wanna get high and fuck
boy: sure, as long as your okay with me never speaking to u again after and with everyone in school finding out so they know im a real gangsta... bitch.
by gangstabitch101 July 14, 2005
An amazin little town in SW GA, doesnt have a ton to do but is very laid back and has great people there, youll prolly get bored if ur from the city, but its easy to get involved in different things (in the good way)... home of sherwood baptist, aka the movie church
by vikjdbnfvhbefvjh December 9, 2008
a skinny kid who wears glasses and is usally a nerd, though sometimes is no, and thinks he can get chick that are hot, but really cant, and although very intelligent, is somewhat lazy and fails alot of classes
by Vinnie Da Homeskillet January 14, 2005
The coolest cat in town.
by lovelygirl27 April 2, 2010
An Albany rat originates from the southern side of the Albany Westfield mall, situated between the event cinemas and the Albany mall food court. The Albany rat typically wears the same dress code when entering the Albany mall premises. This consists of the red Yankees hat, a pouch, crew neck shirt, no sleeve puffa jacket, quatre length dickies pants, and finally the air max 97s. An Albany rat must always pull the finger in photos as well post photos of them smoking on social media. The main cuisine for an Albany rat involves the 6-inch subway and the classic 1$ frozen coke.
I was at the mall with my mate, about to watch Toy Story 4, before we got stepped out by a group of Albany Rats.
by summaomg July 2, 2019
by fuckaroundandgetbodied January 26, 2017
A kid who thinks he's a mad cunt but is not. Typically uses "G" when talking to others. example- "All good G", "Come help G". Usually thinks he is tough but is weak. Smokes a lot of illicit substances and hangs around with younger children because he has no friends his own age. Always gets bullied by people his own age. Forced to cry, else he gets beat up. Extremely dumb, cannot count, rides around on bikes and scooters as he's poor. Usually with his little eshay gang. Typically has a trash mullet and a rude head.
by Pussyslayer300 July 19, 2020