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Alamo, CA 

A small unincorporated town nearby Danville, Walnut Creek, and San Ramon. Alamo kids are much more chill than Danville, Walnut Creek, or San Ramon kids, and the majority aren't stuck up like the ones mentioned. Alamo kids spend most of their time around downtown Danville, Blackhawk, the Walnut Creek downtown, or at the Alamo plaza.
You know when a kid is from Alamo, CA when they're respectful but know how to have a good time.
Alamo, CA by She'sTheBlade September 7, 2012
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Alamo Cafe Tortilla Club 

When someone fucks in the bathroom at Alamo Cafe, a restaurant chain in San Antonio, Texas, they become members of the Alamo Cafe Tortilla Club.
“Wow, looks like Esteban and Morgana had a good time in the bathroom. I bet they joined the Alamo Cafe Tortilla Club”.

Alamo, California 

A super wealthy suburb of San Francisco, about 35 minutes away from the city. Everyone either drives a BMW or Mercedes. Right next to Danville, it’s affluent sister-city. The houses are all insanely expensive, with a majority being able to set you back a few million. It’s pretty much your stereo-typical suburb. Oh also, Steph Curry and tons of other celebrities live there.
Where is Alamo, California?
It's right in between Danville and Walnut Creek.
Alamo, California by John_taylor11 November 19, 2017

R3d Alamo CannonBall 

When a male equipped with the correct war arsenal penitrates all 3 holes of his partner within 3 minutes causing her to squirt a blast of period blood and cum that forms into a cannonball and lands on the portapody floor that the act originated in.
By the looks of it a R3d Alamo Cannonball took place in there last night.

R3d Alamo CannonBall 

When a male equipped with the correct war arsenal penitrates all 3 holes of his partner within 3 minutes causing her to squirt a blast of period blood and cum that forms into a cannonball and lands on the portapody floor that the act originated in.

R3d Alamo CannonBall 

When a male equipped with the correct war arsenal penitrates all 3 holes of his partner within 3 minutes causing her to squirt a blast of period blood and cum that forms into a cannonball and lands on the portapody floor that the act originated in.