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Alamo Cafe Tortilla Club

When someone fucks in the bathroom at Alamo Cafe, a restaurant chain in San Antonio, Texas, they become members of the Alamo Cafe Tortilla Club.

“Wow, looks like Esteban and Morgana had a good time in the bathroom. I bet they joined the Alamo Cafe Tortilla Club”.

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